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To receive an overwhelming amount of often superfluous information, more often than not from a zealous salesperson. Can also relate to the investigation carried out by that salesman in order to qualify a potential buyer of goods / services.
Shall we buy a car from here John? No chance, did you see that poor cunt getting wezzed over there when we arrived?

Tony, I'm not sure this buyer is legit, I need him wezzing please - see what you can find
Wezzed by G Phresh November 9, 2017
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To get owned somehow or to be extremely drunk.
'Woah that guy just got wezzed!'

'Fuck me, I'm so wezzed!'

'Let's get wezzed!'
Wezzed by Wiggyman September 15, 2012
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wizzed by aries1337 April 11, 2021
To be made past tense or attacked maliciously, Or perhaps both.
While ghost riding the whip, I saw some buster muhfuggas playing marbles. As I crept by, still ghost riding the whip, I yelled “Get Wuzzed muhfuggas". They ran knowing their fate was sealed if they didn't, and left me with a buncha new marbles. Word.
wuzzed by TheWuzzard May 4, 2014
Pissed, drunk, High, Completely off your head, crazy,dizzy
I got wazzed sniffing charlie off a pair of knockers
wazzed by bignutzac May 23, 2011
To get screwed over by a slightly slimy cunt.
He stole that girl from Chucka, Chucka got wazzed.

Tottenham lost to Newcastle today, Newcastle wazzed them.

This girl was well into my friend until that right like wazz came along and wazzed him out of her.

Craig was going to score tonight until his brother's mate wazzed him.
Wazzed by Peartree November 10, 2013

I done wizzed my cheese 

I failed the test, I done wizzed my cheese
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