Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Wetzel

To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.

Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?

by Sajak February 11, 2013

Wetzel

A terrorizer running around fucking shit up and not giving a damn

Look at wetzel go, he just flooded that dumb bitches room

by chief hot sauce dick licker ma February 22, 2010

Wetzel

A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.

Only the GTC can stop Wetzel!

by GTC member October 26, 2015

wetzel

a total fucked up freak

why are you such a wetzel!

by bob February 28, 2005

Wetzel

to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.

Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel

by urbanman134 April 10, 2017

Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022