wetzle

three people needed male or female in a tight space..so you are getting a blowjob while laying on your back face fucking the guy on his knees then the guy that sucks your dick gets his ass eaten out by another guy who is getting his ass fingered and getting jerked off by the guy face fucking the other dude.. then if you like you all cum on each others resulting in a frosty wetzle

while me and my friends felt like getting it on so we all went into the dressing room of a store and we wetzled each other

by Ben Woo April 23, 2010

Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

wettle

the act of getting wet

Mariah makes Hannah wettle.

by datoolshed September 25, 2011

Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Wezley

He is a cool dude who is awesome at Taekwondo and will beat your ass. He is kind, friendly and will sweat at everything (including computer games). He is paranoid most of the time but sometimes it means something. He is sporty and intelligent and doesn't mean "A person who reuses condoms". If you ever get the chance to meet a Wezley make sure to be friends with him as he might be a lifelong friend or enemy.

"Hey I met someone called Wezley today, he was awesome and hate reusing condoms!"

by W.J.A.T February 24, 2020

Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018