by Danielle January 05, 2005
a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.
He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!
by blaarg June 21, 2007
a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...
you see tom wallich the other day?
no, why?
he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!
no, why?
he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!
by snufelupagus April 02, 2008
n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
by =^..^= December 05, 2004
a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.
Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
by girl 1 February 12, 2007
A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by Frederika November 13, 2004
1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
by longislandguy August 09, 2005