wejen 

I once fell so in love with you
I fell so deep with all my heart
I thought no matter what I do
I will give anything for you
Never thought you’d ever leave me
Not even in my wildest dreams
I don’t know what to feel or do
Now I wish I never met you
Yeah now you’re gone
And honestly
Your love for her is all I see
And every time it’s killing me
Dont ever come back to me again
Trying to 4get you the best I can
It hurts too much to say
You threw us away
Nothing that could make U stay
Dont ever miss me anymore
You gave up on us when U closed that door
I wish U all the best
Thought you were my last
Just please can you let me pretend.. to forget
Ohhh and now you’re gone
Yes honestly
Your love for her is all I see
And every time it’s killing me
Don’t ever come back to me again
Trying to forget you the best I can
It hurts too much to say
You threw us away
Nothing that could make you stay
Don’t ever miss me anymore
You gave up on us when you closed that door
I wish you all the best
Thought you were my last
Just please can you let me pretend.. to forget

Wejen, you know what? All I want to do right now is cry and scream and let it all out because it’s killing me inside.

wejen by BadLiar January 11, 2022

Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

five weenies 

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020

Five weenies 

Umm idk but its definitely NOT todoroki

My name is NOT five weenies. i am shoto for UA and i want to be a hero.

Five weenies by a weeb lol :) October 27, 2020

hand weenie

A hand surgeon.

Diego's favorite part of the body is the scaphotrapeziotrapezoid ligament. What a hand weenie.

hand weenie by BoneBoneBoneBoneBone November 2, 2020