Definitions by Swimsical

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

San 

A theoretical singular form of "sans." Since sans is always plural, we can only speculate about the existence of a san.

Scientist 1: "Professor, I think I just created a san!"
Scientist 2: "That's nonsense. A singular san doesnt exist. You would be having a bad time if you created a san."

San by Swimsical July 29, 2019

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019