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An adjective or a noun used to describe marijuana of the highest quality. It doesn't always have to come from a medical facility to be "medical", it's now a term used for any marijuana of that caliber. It can also be used to describe hashish
"Hey man, I just got some medical and it's gonna blow our minds!"
by Thumpdon August 24, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Weed that is 100% and isn't laced.
John- " You sure this grass is safe?"

Don- "Dude, relax, it's completely medical."
by John Stroud January 02, 2010
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often performed when joining a company/college etc. as an excuse to screen out druggies, and pervy nurses to cop a feel of yer bits/boobs.
joe failed his medical. he's up to his eyeballs in coke every other day though
by wankfest September 16, 2004
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Drugs; crazy; crazy drugs
You off the medical.
Take the medical turn
Damn, gps took us the medical route

You smoking the medical
by Xtrillxking July 07, 2015
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When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'
E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!
by Merry bald eagle ose August 03, 2017
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