webtan

n. ghostly pallor acquired through long hours spent in front of a computer. telltale sign of net (ie internet) addiction.

(worker 1): Yo dude, how was the labor day weekend?
(worker 2): Seriously intense. Fun, sun, and watersports.
(worker 1): word. i surfed the entire internet.
(worker 2): yes you are sporting a serious webtan.

by tanman September 22, 2005

webandon

The act of abandoning unwanted email addresses and online identities.

Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?

by ohthree11 August 22, 2010

webwank

An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off

email; check. ebay; check. facebook; check. im bored, what now? oh yeah... i'll have a webwank

by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009

weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.

If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.

by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010

Webtard

An individual that clearly has absolutely no idea on how to think, use or interact with the Interweb.

That guy has no idea on how to use the internet to his own advantage. He is such a Webtard.

by vevmesteren December 9, 2009

Webtingz

A trio of luscious women with one younger member who you can find roaming around the internet. These women have a particular hatred for men and practice sex.

“Who are these three women who just joined my Discord server?”
“Oh, they must be a Webtingz.”

by Number One Sharty August 27, 2020

webtarded

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

by anonymous_a April 14, 2008