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westanley 

Westanley is someone who cares about other people and puts a fake smile for everyone.westanley is a guy who is kinda,cute,smart,funny,serious, and who plans a future with a girl
I love a westanley
westanley by Trishy A. November 19, 2023
Handsome, Extremely rugged, Male model like, cool as a cucumber...talented, gifted. well hung, great in bed..amazing with the ladies...husbands be wary of this man....if god made man in perfection it would be a guy named Westley..when the name is shortened to Wes its even cooler usually around 6ft 5 blue eyes smouldring good looks...charm the birds out the trees...has the gift to make ladies fall at his feet and men envious
oh my god im so jealous Westley wants you
Westley by samanthagoodlooks July 10, 2011

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.
Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
1. the hero in The Princess Bride. He is in love with the princess buttercup, who thinks that he has died after a sea journey and he become engaged to prince humperdinck. Posing as the Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley rescues the princess from a group of motley kidnappers. Later, he is captured and is tortured, dying at the hands of prince humperdinck. somehow he overcomes death and he and buttercup run off together.
the only thing Westley ever replied was "as you wish"
Westley by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009
Someone that loves a girls but can never be with them he will do anything to try he has gorgeous blue eyes He loves his life except he needs to loose weight his crush begins with a he has two best friends but they act like to talk fucking twats he is incredible in bed and flirts with most girls but there is only one he loves
Hey do you know Westley yeah he is a legend

You know he loves that girl
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