ohthree11's definitions

sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

labor-prohibitive

An argument for the decision to discontinue further action based on a personal determination that too much effort is required to complete a task or enterprise.

Jerry-- "I couldn't stand college... I considered a B.S. as labor-prohibitive... I settled for a B.A. in general studies and was glad to be out in five."

by ohthree11 March 21, 2010

urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.

Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.

by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

blight flight

The exodus of minority, low income and other undesirable populations from urban areas undergoing gentrification.

Blight flight from New York's 5 boroughs virtually assures the continual decline of Newark.

by ohthree11 April 23, 2011

heblue

Slang for the shade of blue typical of Hanukkah ornamentation.

What's up with the heblue lights on the township Christmas tree? ... That's not a Christmas tree, it's a multicultural celebration tree.

by ohthree11 April 24, 2011

blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.

Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!

by ohthree11 December 9, 2010

o311

United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an infantry rifleman.

Trust me, o311 is where it's at. Do you like shootin' rifles, hiking and camping out?

by ohthree11 June 14, 2010