ohthree11's definitions
The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 9, 2010
Get the blind-melaninmug. Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
by ohthree11 March 26, 2010
Get the sweaty-ass-kissmug. by ohthree11 June 14, 2010
Get the o311mug. What's up with the heblue lights on the township Christmas tree? ... That's not a Christmas tree, it's a multicultural celebration tree.
by ohthree11 April 24, 2011
Get the hebluemug. An argument for the decision to discontinue further action based on a personal determination that too much effort is required to complete a task or enterprise.
Jerry-- "I couldn't stand college... I considered a B.S. as labor-prohibitive... I settled for a B.A. in general studies and was glad to be out in five."
by ohthree11 March 21, 2010
Get the labor-prohibitivemug. Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?
by ohthree11 August 22, 2010
Get the webandonmug. Artificial "official," "afficial" is a term used to describe the popular status of an online video. Afficial is the most advanced state of "unofficial." When the popularity of an "unofficial" becomes greater than the popularity of the "official" the unofficial production is said to have acheived "afficial" status.
by ohthree11 June 5, 2010
Get the afficialmug.