webandon

The act of abandoning unwanted email addresses and online identities.

Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?

by ohthree11 August 22, 2010

sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

o311

United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an infantry rifleman.

Trust me, o311 is where it's at. Do you like shootin' rifles, hiking and camping out?

by ohthree11 June 14, 2010

heblue

Slang for the shade of blue typical of Hanukkah ornamentation.

What's up with the heblue lights on the township Christmas tree? ... That's not a Christmas tree, it's a multicultural celebration tree.

by ohthree11 April 24, 2011

urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.

Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.

by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

by ohthree11 June 01, 2010

0311

Improper pronunciation for United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for infantry rifleman.

Listen up turd! It's o311 not 0311! Let it happen again!

by ohthree11 June 14, 2010