Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?
by ohthree11 August 22, 2010
Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
by ohthree11 March 26, 2010
Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.
by ohthree11 March 24, 2010
What's up with the heblue lights on the township Christmas tree? ... That's not a Christmas tree, it's a multicultural celebration tree.
by ohthree11 April 24, 2011
The exodus of minority, low income and other undesirable populations from urban areas undergoing gentrification.
by ohthree11 April 23, 2011
Artificial "official," "afficial" is a term used to describe the popular status of an online video. Afficial is the most advanced state of "unofficial." When the popularity of an "unofficial" becomes greater than the popularity of the "official" the unofficial production is said to have acheived "afficial" status.
by ohthree11 June 05, 2010
The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 09, 2010