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afficial

Artificial "official," "afficial" is a term used to describe the popular status of an online video. Afficial is the most advanced state of "unofficial." When the popularity of an "unofficial" becomes greater than the popularity of the "official" the unofficial production is said to have acheived "afficial" status.
MGMT "Kids" is a fine example of an "afficial" video.
by ohthree11 June 5, 2010
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webandon

The act of abandoning unwanted email addresses and online identities.
Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?
by ohthree11 August 22, 2010
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urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.
Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.
by ohthree11 March 24, 2010
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sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.
Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
by ohthree11 March 26, 2010
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blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 9, 2010
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o311

United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an infantry rifleman.
Trust me, o311 is where it's at. Do you like shootin' rifles, hiking and camping out?
by ohthree11 June 14, 2010
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labor-prohibitive

An argument for the decision to discontinue further action based on a personal determination that too much effort is required to complete a task or enterprise.
Jerry-- "I couldn't stand college... I considered a B.S. as labor-prohibitive... I settled for a B.A. in general studies and was glad to be out in five."
by ohthree11 March 21, 2010
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