webtarded

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

by anonymous_a April 14, 2008

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 21, 2006

Webtard

An individual that clearly has absolutely no idea on how to think, use or interact with the Interweb.

That guy has no idea on how to use the internet to his own advantage. He is such a Webtard.

by vevmesteren December 9, 2009

wetawded

By definition wetawded is an adjective used to describe someone or something that is not working correctly or at full potential. Usually this is brought on by lack of sleep, illness, or by use of alcohol or drugs. However, it can be used to describe the effects a mood has on a person as well. Most commonly it is used as a silly way to point out self-retardation on a subject, or a temporary state of not understanding something due to one of the above reasons.

Coming from the original word 'retard', or 'retarded', wetawd or wetawded may take it's place in any sentence. It is used to 'poke fun' at it's mother word 'retard'. By doing so it is not as offensive or harsh. It also implies a sense of irony, in that you are too retarded to actually pronounce the word correctly.

You may also use the word wetawd when watching someone do something really, really stupid.

1) I cannot function today I am totally wetawded. 2)What's wrong with you? Are you a wetawd? 3) Get a clue and stop being such a wetawd. 4) I am not wetawded... at least not yet. 5) What the **** is wrong with that guy? What a total wetawd!

by Melikamail July 5, 2009

wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

Weedarded

Used when you have smoked to much weed and you can no longer speak properly or move very much.

e.g. 1:

"What's wrong with Jim-Bob?"

"He's weedarded cos he's been smoking all night."

e.g. 2:

"What was wrong with you, you made no sense last night?"

"I smoked far to much last night and got weedarded and now i've got a wangover."

by Praha_666 November 12, 2009