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phone-keys-wallet
the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009
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