wayko

a person who wants to experience their wonderland

man 1 “i cant stand being a a wayko”
man 2 “don’t worry it’ll come some day, don’t be too sad about it”

wayko by YaBoiAlvaro September 11, 2022

Wankoverable 

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

Waylon Jennings 

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.

"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"

Waylon Jennings by JDFP February 15, 2010

Wankouver 

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.

Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.

Wankouver by lfk_ard November 25, 2011

wayhoo 

something The Why Don'T We boys (mainly Zach Herron screams)

I SAID BOOM BOOM BOOM EVERYBODY HEAR ME SAY WAYHOO

wayhoo by Cami0Grace May 14, 2018

wankoma 

The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.

Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma

wankoma by Beauty Queen From Mars April 12, 2015

Wayoff P 

A nickname we call this awful playoff performer called Paul George, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Thanks to his shitty playoff performance in 2020, he gained the nickname Wayoff P, because his shots are always “way off”. This nickname was given to Paul after the Clippers blew a 3-1 lead against the Denver Nuggets in the second round.

Clippers Bandwagon: Paul George was 4-16 today, and he fucking hit the side of the backboard. Might as well call him Wayoff P. Fuck the Clippers, I’m a Lakers Fan now.

Wayoff P by lebronlakersfan14 October 2, 2020