Wankouver

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.

Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.

by lfk_ard November 25, 2011

Wankoverable

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 23, 2004

Wangover

The depressing, vapid, soul-consuming feeling of all-encompassing loss that results from sudden cessation of a long time period characterized by non-stop boning. This feeling can result from a simple case of the Mondays after spending the weekend wit yo man, to the end of a summer fling and sobering realization that you may as well cancel your waxing appointments b/c your netherparts are about to shut down for the winter like that creepy restaurant on the Goonies.

I couldn't get anything done yesterday; I had such a wangover that all I could do was putter around my apartment in a snuggie and watch lifetime movies.

by Dr. Evil 518 December 22, 2010

Wangover

Feeling tired after being kept up all night having sex.

Dude, I am so tired after porking all night. I have a real wangover

by swellyeah November 25, 2009

wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.

I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.

by lilill May 1, 2006