wankoma

The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.

Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma

by Beauty Queen From Mars April 12, 2015

Wanksman

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

by Nibb June 5, 2009

Wankmare

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wankyman

A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.

Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!

by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

wankometer

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009

wankmail

The e-mail that is sent to you when you subscribe to an online service.
You have to reply to the wankmail before you will be admitted to the list of subscribers.

I have just replied to the wankmail that i got from Urban Dictionary.

by jimxxjim January 25, 2009