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Excessive amounts of needless, often show-offish behaviour that means nothing to anybody else.
Jeez, John's new song is a wankorama.
wankorama by pravda23 October 17, 2008
The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.
Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma

wankorminszilporkothon 

this is where everyone in a certain county or town wouldeat minszil pork (which is a type of a steak made out of wild boar penis) until one or more people grow an exta or primary penis.
in the late 1800's there was a wankorminzilporkothon in Youphbrigde Maine- where 7 women grew a single penis and one man grew an extra one.

wankermafone 

One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours
you god damn wankermafone
wankermafone by mitch May 13, 2005

Wankermaker 

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.
Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."
Wankermaker by King Quatch October 29, 2012

wankermagnet 

Charles is a wankermagnet
wankermagnet by Charlesisacunt November 19, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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