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The one best friend that’s very funny and likes to muck around. He can be serious whenever he needs to be and he’s a total train. Typically, an Allen is very lovable and is always there to make you smile and have a good time.
Person 1: I love her.
Person 2: Too bad you’re not an Allen!
by aneurysmcaz August 28, 2018
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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Allen doesn't get shot.
"Did Allen get shot?"
"No."
by IDontGetShot March 01, 2018
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Probably the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. The most amazing person in the world. Also one of the strongest people you’ll ever meet. Allen tends to keep to himself but when he opens up he’s the most outgoing guy you can meet. Don’t miss out on an Allen, they are very rare.
Get you an Allen.
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Probably the sweetest guy you will ever talk to. He likes to take relationships slow. Once he finds the right girl everyone knows it. He won't ever talk about a girl like he does the one. He's loyal and will always put a smile on your face. He's not afraid to show everyone who his girl is. He's perfect in every way. You won't want to miss you on a chance with an Allen. If you loose the chance with him it won't be easy to find one like him again. So make everything with him count. He'll love you unconditionally until the end.
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The most adorable little man in the world whose laughter is better than any antidepressant ever manufactured. He’s natively a very sweet and caring person who undervalues himself and allows the people he loves run all over him. Perhaps the most special person ever to walk the Earth, he can always be found smiling and being outwardly optimistic. To hug him is to feel warm and safe.
“I haven’t heard Allen laugh today. I think I think I need Prozac.”
“I just talked to Allen, now I feel like I can sleep soundly knowing that he’s okay.”
by D1whoknosu September 19, 2010
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A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. He can me perverted at times, but that's okay. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.
"Woah, that guy's so awesome, who is he ?"
-"Ohh that's Allen."
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