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like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates
Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.
wanko by Pat November 12, 2004
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A name for an individual one who usually urinates in bottles when he’s 20 feet from a perfectly functional bathroom
Bryan was 20 feet from the bathroom but he decided to pee in a bottle. Jon- yeah he’s a real wanko
Wanko by Srdjan69 October 16, 2020
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you fucking wanko

what does that word mean?

it means your a word
wanko by 1-800deeznuts August 30, 2021
leave me in my room im going for a wanko
wanko by fartinyourmouth July 4, 2011

manko wanko

Female masturbation. "Manko" means "vagina" in Japanese.
"Hey, what's the matter with you, John? You look like you've just had a manko wanko splash cumshot."
manko wanko by Hiroicci August 21, 2017

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.
Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.
wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Sad Wank 

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)
Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.
Sad Wank by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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