wanko 

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

wanko by Pat November 12, 2004

Wanko 

A name for an individual one who usually urinates in bottles when he’s 20 feet from a perfectly functional bathroom

Bryan was 20 feet from the bathroom but he decided to pee in a bottle. Jon- yeah he’s a real wanko

Wanko by Srdjan69 October 16, 2020

wanko 

a word

you fucking wanko

what does that word mean?

it means your a word

wanko by 1-800deeznuts August 30, 2021

wanko 

a nickname for a quick wank

leave me in my room im going for a wanko

wanko by fartinyourmouth July 4, 2011

manko wanko

Female masturbation. "Manko" means "vagina" in Japanese.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, John? You look like you've just had a manko wanko splash cumshot."

manko wanko by Hiroicci August 21, 2017

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Sad Wank 

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

Sad Wank by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013