Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.
Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.
commonly referred to as the "WT", the watertower and its surrounding woodland environment located atop Turkey Hill in Arlington, MA is the location of frequent gatherings often consisting of substantial amounts of alcohol and uncontrolled vomiting. On certain nights, thrill-seekers can be found around the watertower usually on the verge of unconsciousness.
Bob: "Dude, i dont remember anything about last night
John: "Ya man, that's usually the result of a great night at the watertower"