Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and
Canada are its neighbors, by the way.
Air freshening pine tree
car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single
day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high
school is still standing.