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A stupid ass piece of land that is made by weathering, sedimentation, and the devil. Hills are the leading cause of death for fatties along with shoveling snow.

Hills are the worst. Even the smallest can completely crush you, for instance in the Boston Marathon Heart Break Hill is a major obstacle for the participants which forces even seasoned runners to say "Fuck that!". When riding a bike, running or walking climbing hills can be a daunting task (depending on your weight and endurance) it can cause you to breathe heavy or in extreme cases say "Fuck that!" and stop halfway up. Hills are some bullshit. They caused the all of humanity to work so much harder and longer for things like a house, farming, and a pale of water.

Hills are only fun to roll down and sled on.

Hill climbing syndrome is usually caused by climbing hills or a mountain. The symptoms include giving up, crying like a little bitch, shitting yourself, heart attack, sweating profusely, weight loss, muscle gain, tiredness, fatigue, and the most common saying "Fuck that!" and going around.
"I live on a hill and it's bullshit"
"You're a lazy cunt"
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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heightened piece of earth,sometimes there are villages on a hill
by Renfan April 16, 2006
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A Philosopher of Society who lives on a day to day struggle trying to figure out the true meaning of life. Cursed around Ignorance among an oppressed race yet still manages to hustle hard in Major US cities like New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, Chicago, and Houston while finding time to have taste for beauties of the world including 90's model Chevys, Sexy hazzled eyed redbones, and hip hop music with plenty orchestra in the background.
Yo Steve-OH ya Supa Deep Son...You Ill Hill diggs!? Dougie...
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General backwoods, hill country where backwards, toothless hillbillys originate.
Jackie couldn't work the TV remote cause they don't have TV's back in the hills.
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local slang for marajuana. originally a term used amongst a close circle of friends as code. named for a friend that got busted by the cops
-what are you up to tonight?
-i'm going to go pick up the hill and chill out
by hillface April 04, 2008
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a sexual position that includes 2 women and one man; the man stands up and holds the two women that are balancing on their forearms upside down with their legs wrapped around the guys waist. The man then alternates from one vagina to the other and the position looks like a literal hill, or pyramid.
"Oh my God, last night Jack, Sarah, and I did the 'hill' and it was awesome!"
by Sarah Jane Smith March 15, 2004
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