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epic watertouch 

he act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
It's like a worm crawling out from an apple, if the worm can hit the ground before exiting the apple it's called an Epic watertouch.
epic watertouch by Jordan quist September 18, 2013

Watertucky 

Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?

Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Watertucky by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013

watertucky 

another name for watertown , wi
"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."
watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010

Water Touch 

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.
Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.
Water Touch by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

watermouth 

a person (usually a gay man) that spreads gossip and drama and generally minds everyone's business but his own. Watermouth typifies the bright red coloration of the lips on this type of person, as I'm sure you can guess why.
That morning producer is always talking about everyone else's personal matters. What a watermouth!
watermouth by Buttersworth January 27, 2009

Watermouth 

Someone who is weak and cannot handle any level of spicy heat (from capsaicin) and/or any hot peppers. Resulting in their mouth watering profusely.
"My friend is so weak and such a Watermouth; he can't even eat a Bell pepper without his mouth water being able to fill a child's swimming pool."
Watermouth by notwatermouth May 25, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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