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hankypankying 

having sexual intercourse with your bitch
YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

wanky panky 

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.
Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.
wanky panky by Happy Wolf August 13, 2007

Winkypinkychodehoggler

The way to describe one who enjoys pleasuring older aged men with small penises while watching old reruns of Pinky and the Brain frequently.
Last night I was a total winkypinkychodehoggler, I spent all night pleasuring a homeless man while watching Pinky and the Brain.

wankydanky 

A wankydanky is someone who spends most of their time masturbating.
Dont be a wankydanky dude, atleast go outside sometimes.

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2
Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self
Wankspanker by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

hankypanky 

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.
Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.
hankypanky by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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