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wanky-hanky by R. Clayton Jr November 30, 2005
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Wanky Hanky
A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.
Wanky Hanky by Mark Neilson April 26, 2006
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Hanky Wanky
When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it
I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead
Hanky Wanky by Ed kerchief March 31, 2009
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Hanky wanky by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020
Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky
"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
Hanky Wank
Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
Hanky Wank by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008
Hanky Wank
When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Hanky Wank by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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