wankspank

A wankspank is someone who thinks he is so cool but is really the tosser of the town. He will say rude remarks for no reason and be the hugest wanker to all the girls. He will think he is so popular when really he has 25 friends on facebook and gets invited to 1 social event a year, which is back-to-school night.

'Can you please fuck off you Wankspank!!'
'OMG, why would he invite the Wankspank of the town, he never gets invited anywhere'

by Frosty101 June 23, 2014

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

by rark March 27, 2015

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wanksman

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

by Nibb June 5, 2009

wankenspanker

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.

Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?

by budgieramone May 15, 2009

wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016