wanky-wanky 

A nice way to say "a wank".

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.

wanky-wanky by thetwww October 19, 2015

Wanky 

Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.

Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"

Example 2:

Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"

Example 3:

Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do

hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.

Wanky by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020

Wanky 

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

Wanky by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Wanky Poo 

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

Wanky Poo by Rumball June 18, 2014

wanky yanky 

adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.

This code is a bit wanky yanky.

wanky yanky by dewim June 9, 2018

wanky slam 

(verb) to wanky slam.

The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.

Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.

"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."

wanky slam by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009

Shanky Wanky 

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.

Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!

Shanky Wanky by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010