Definitions by Smushkitten

Snart 

Mostly a lady thing once you hit 30 and things lose their elastic to sneeze and man fart loudly with a blast radius of 30 feet

Holy crappola i snarted in a lift n we shot shot to the top floor like a rocket

Snart by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

Wankspanker by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Clutty whore 

A person often a woman who lives like a pig surrounded by mess and clutter who rarely cleans up after themselves and hourds rubbish clutter and junk

That tina is a right clutty whore have you seen the state of her bedroom you cant see the carpet for cloths

Clutty whore by SMUSHKITTEN September 6, 2018

Crabby dabbler 

A person infested with with pubic lice or in manc speak sidewiders

That marks a right crabby dabbler he gave our kid sidewinders

Crabby dabbler by SMUSHKITTEN September 5, 2018

Frotching 

The sexually arousing act of sniffing warm newly vacated bike seats a common practice in amsterdam and public places with bike park facilities

Eh gads derek is frotching again mable must be pungent today he is sniffing it like a police dog in a crack den

Frotching by SMUSHKITTEN September 5, 2018