Wankspanker
A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2
Wankspanker by Smushkitten July 12, 2019
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wankpanzer
A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015
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wankenspanker
A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.
Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
wankenspanker by budgieramone May 15, 2009
wankspanner
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006
jankspanker
Caleb loves to jerk it with his sour cream and onion pringles can up his butt. What a nasty ass jankspanker.
jankspanker by huuuyuuuzzz May 22, 2011
Wanktanker
1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.
2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.
2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005
wankspanner
Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006
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