hankypanky

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.

Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 30, 2003

hankypankying

having sexual intercourse with your bitch

YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

by SwaggyDawg69420 February 24, 2014

Hankypanky

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.

Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”

by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023

Hankypanky

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.

Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.

by GreekFreak6969 August 15, 2022

HankyPanky

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.

"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

by The definition of 'HankyPanky' January 07, 2021