wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

by Dogenut May 2, 2018

Wangulator

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.

I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?

by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

wankinate

To wank off, Also known as masturbating.

Womble:DUDE i got my new hentai magazine!ITS TIME TO WANKINATE
Kyo:LETS DO IT!

by Haeks September 1, 2005

wanklame

When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.

Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.

by Steelrat56 December 30, 2004

wankulizer

The act of masturbating before sleeping to make yourself tired.

Jake: "I'm going to have a wankulizer and a nap before work"

by Falconar September 14, 2012

wanklage

A computer programming language that provokes more discussion of how it may be implemented, or how to overcome its built-in limitations, than of what useful programs can be written in it. An absorber of language wankage.

I think Haskell may have supplanted Lisp as the pre-eminent wanklage. I have come to appreciate the fog of wanklages for their power of keeping discussions of useful and potentially useful languages relatively free of wankage.

by ncmncm January 6, 2010

WankGate

A small set of videos on Lee Dainton's YouTube channel (Daint66) of Mathew Pritchard (or "Pritchard" for short) a star of the popular MTV show 'Dirty Sanchez' also starred in 'Wrecked' 'Sanchez Get High' 'Balls Of Steel' and 'Dirty Sanchez The Movie'. The original video 'Wankgate' is of Pritchard masturbating or fondling with himself in the back of van and being caught on camera by Lee Dainton (who also starred in all that Pritchard was in except for 'Balls Of Steel') and the rest of their tour crew. The video has since been removed from YouTube probably because Pritchard doesn't want his Mother to see as he said in the 'wankgate reaction vid' There has also been 'wankgate part 2' where it shows and edited video of Pritchard giving oral sex to a sex toy (dildo) weather it was his or not I have no idea.. And finally the 3rd video is of Pritchard wearing a glove and explaining that it's his "wank glove" it's probably Dan Joyce's seems like the sort of thing he would do..

Let's get wankgate# trending on Twitter

by P192GME August 6, 2011