MTV 

A TV station that is called Music Television, yet never plays any music.

Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.

Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.

MTV by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

MTV 

The most ironic name for a tv channel, especially since there isn't any fucking music on it.

Hey did you see any music videos on mtv the other day? ...ya me neither.

MTV by tv guide January 31, 2009

MTV 

A facist organization that contributes to the brainwashing of american youth - forcing the following:
1. Fashion (bad fashion)
2. Sex
3. Eating disorders
4. Bad Music
5. Censorship

eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs.

While in the public restroom, i heard 14 year old girls talking about the latest video on MTV and how it inspired them to throw up today's lunch.

MTV by B DOG July 8, 2003

mtv 

The reason modern music is dead.

Ever since MTV existed, everybody starts to bleed internaly when music comes on.

mtv by Quiggy June 13, 2004

MTV 

A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a douchebag has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.

The solution to MTV? None. Let other people watch it so they can become dumber than you.

MTV by friend of bob May 15, 2004

MTV 

The worst channel of all time today that's bringing kids in numerous generations to nothing but posers and wannabes. It's got only three shows that draw all the morons to the screen... Totally Rigged Live, Real World, and Road Rules. Real World, my ass... If you want the Real World, get the hell out of your house.

MTV is simply a dictation of what is "cool" and appeals to blondes and jocks.

MTV was cool when Beavis & Butthead was around until some little prick injured himself.

MTV by Notta Poser August 6, 2003

MTV 

A corporation soley dedicated to paying black dudes with no singing, rapping, or acting talent(nick cannon) to pretend that the live in the ghetto but are actually swimming in huge piles of thier own money, similar to wordnickelodeonword

Nick Cannon started rapping about how sad his life is, and proceeded to buy the entire cast free beers after the shooting of the 'music video'

MTV by Anonymous July 16, 2003