wanklage

A computer programming language that provokes more discussion of how it may be implemented, or how to overcome its built-in limitations, than of what useful programs can be written in it. An absorber of language wankage.

I think Haskell may have supplanted Lisp as the pre-eminent wanklage. I have come to appreciate the fog of wanklages for their power of keeping discussions of useful and potentially useful languages relatively free of wankage.

by ncmncm January 6, 2010

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

wankrageous

Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.

You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.

by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009

wanklame

When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.

Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.

by Steelrat56 December 30, 2004

wankage

1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')

2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'

'How much more wankage can one man take?'

by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006

Wankage

When a girl is hot enough to wank over. She is wankage.

I know, she is total wankage. It's insane.

by PhilllyCat August 23, 2010

wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank March 8, 2016