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Wankulator

An extension of the word "wanker" meaning a wanker that wanks a wanker while wanking. Commonly used as an insult amongst Australians.
Sean: "Hey Luke, guess what?"
Luke: "What?"
Sean: "I g0tz phr33 st00phs!"
Luke: "...Wankulator."
Wankulator by CoolStoryTeller March 20, 2010
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Wankatorium 

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).
I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat
Wankatorium by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

walkalator 

walk-a⋅la⋅tor  wawk-uh-ley-ter

–noun - Also called moving sidewalk, people mover. a continuously moving sidewalk on an endless loop for carrying passengers from one place to another. Normally found in an airport. Useful to get you to another terminal faster so you don't miss your flight or to Starbucks for expensive coffee at the airport.
I'll take the walkalator to the next terminal.
walkalator by Sam Smythe August 5, 2009

Wangulator 

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.
I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?
Wangulator by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

Wankatorium 

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !
65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!
Wankatorium by Lewcou September 2, 2018

walkulator 

The moving walkway that transports passengers to and from their gates at airports around the world.
Was to tired to run to the gate. Took the Walkulator and enjoyed the view.
walkulator by DJ MadRich November 15, 2015

wangulator 

see: exhaust muffler the aftermarket muffler that you add to any car and changing it's sound, when installed properly, you get a deep clean sound or a shitty sound if you over do it

this word must not be widely used, I've only heard it once from a guy who frequently makes shit up, funny to mention that he's a wanna be gansta

its true origin probably came from the "waaaaaaang" sound that it makes
"is that your honda? do you have a wangulator on it?"
wangulator by unknown0001 August 24, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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