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Wankatorium 

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).
I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat
Wankatorium by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

walkalator 

walk-a⋅la⋅tor  wawk-uh-ley-ter

–noun - Also called moving sidewalk, people mover. a continuously moving sidewalk on an endless loop for carrying passengers from one place to another. Normally found in an airport. Useful to get you to another terminal faster so you don't miss your flight or to Starbucks for expensive coffee at the airport.
I'll take the walkalator to the next terminal.
walkalator by Sam Smythe August 5, 2009

Wangulator 

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.
I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?
Wangulator by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

Wankatorium 

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !
65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!
Wankatorium by Lewcou September 2, 2018

walkulator 

The moving walkway that transports passengers to and from their gates at airports around the world.
Was to tired to run to the gate. Took the Walkulator and enjoyed the view.
walkulator by DJ MadRich November 15, 2015

wangulator 

see: exhaust muffler the aftermarket muffler that you add to any car and changing it's sound, when installed properly, you get a deep clean sound or a shitty sound if you over do it

this word must not be widely used, I've only heard it once from a guy who frequently makes shit up, funny to mention that he's a wanna be gansta

its true origin probably came from the "waaaaaaang" sound that it makes
"is that your honda? do you have a wangulator on it?"
wangulator by unknown0001 August 24, 2006