It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.
Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.
by S.D.S March 21, 2006
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NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
by UnclePete123 February 28, 2006
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after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.
by frappe August 5, 2005
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It is when you rub shit across your upper lip.
by Tootie92 December 26, 2009
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As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.
My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
by Stonewall June 13, 2005
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The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!

by ferjll October 24, 2007
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1-Shit Mostash

2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)

3-A Dirty Mexican.
nt Just Fucking fo it
*Smash*
ARGH!
by Dan Lewis May 18, 2005
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