wankstainy 

when something is so bad it has to be related to the stains of semen on your wang after a good hard session of anal buttsex between 2 or more men.

guy 1: man that shit was bad
guy 2: yeah, it sure was wankstainy. pun intended;)
guy 1: yeah, hows about we get back to having hardcore gay buttsex while i fuck that ass with a giant power pole.
guy 2: you know i want it baby, give to me hard. fuck.

wankstainy by John Wankstainy August 8, 2012

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016

wankstain 

1. A persistant annonoying twat .2. Something you desperately want to get rid off but with a great deal of difficulty.

1. Get out of my face , you wankstain !
2. That housemate of mine is harder to get rid off than the wankstain on the wall!
3. This mate of mine is a proper wankstain !

wankstain by Lester122 April 9, 2007

wankstain 

person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison

That stupid wankstain has fucked up again

wankstain by bikerspice July 10, 2003

wankstain 

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

wankstain by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

wankstain 

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!

You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!

wankstain by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015

wankstain 

Falls into the same category as arsewipe to be honest. Mild term of abuse for a sibling. See arsewipe.

"Oi wankstain, never douse my duvet in petrol and set it alight whilst I'm asleep underneath it again!"

wankstain by britishandworried February 3, 2005