arsewipe

A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.

See also wankstain and cwmgors.
"I can't believe you just squashed my hamster with the Beano 1995 Annual, you arsewipe!"
by britishandworried February 03, 2005
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kram

"My name isn't Kram."
by britishandworried February 08, 2005
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Northern Ireland

Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).

Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.

Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.

Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)
"I live in northern Ireland, not Northern Ireland"
by britishandworried January 31, 2005
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High Sheriff

High Sheriff is the title bestowed upon the ruler of Wales, England's largest county. See also Port Davies and Wales.
"Port Davies is where the High Sheriff resides"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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stjosephs

A school which completely and utterly saved me from the horrors of South East London's education system.

The community feeling is like nothing I've ever known; sometimes I feel that the pupils there don't appreciate it as much as they could do - they should try my old school, then they'd realise how bloody lucky they are!

Place where I reached the limits of my academic potential, which is more than I can say for my past experiences.
Comparisons to my old school :

St Joseph's - acres of space to play competitive sports. Old school - a small park to run around the outside of (which was across a busy road).

St Joseph's - teachers who can speak English to a high standard. Old school - Among others, a black Nigerian teacher who's own name could'nt be disyphered by her class let alone the Science lesson!

St.Joseph's - pupils who hold doors open for each other and had have good general discipline in comparison to other places. Old school - ok...I saw a black year 10 kid get arrested in the school canteen for whacking a boy from another school over the head with a hammer at a bus stop; need I say more?
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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Rhydian Mann

1. Boy who picks nose, views bogie obtained and promptly consumes it.

2. Comes to school with everything but the kitchen sink in his gimp-bag

3. Is twinned with John Mc Cririck (of BB fame) in both action and appearance.

4. Secret lover of Grissom from CSI.
"Rhydian Mann, why have you brought your stanley knife to Maths?!"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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liberties

What you dare not take from a prat who finks he's hard as nails.
"Oi, you takin liberties, mate?!"
by britishandworried February 09, 2005
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