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1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.
by Libertine April 09, 2016
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1. A persistant annonoying twat .2. Something you desperately want to get rid off but with a great deal of difficulty.
1. Get out of my face , you wankstain !
2. That housemate of mine is harder to get rid off than the wankstain on the wall!
3. This mate of mine is a proper wankstain !
by Lester122 April 02, 2007
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person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison
That stupid wankstain has fucked up again
by bikerspice July 10, 2003
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n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.
1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!
by Gravyboy June 13, 2004
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