wankstein 

a collage picture that one makes for when they jerk off. for example, they will go thru dirty mags and get loads of body parts off girls they like, eg. 'i like that pussy and those feet and that stomach and those legs...' and then they are all stuck together to create the 'perfect girl'. this is known as a wankstein, from the words 'wank' and 'frankenstein'

Buddy: yo dog i just bought 17 porn mags and made a big wankstein to stick on my wall
Dwayne: stop ur frontin, i got 12 wanksteins and theyre all better than urs fool

wankstein by crazy-ass bitch July 12, 2006

wankstein 

Little kid insult. Lovechild of Wanker and Einstein.

Guy 1: "You're quite a wankstein did you know that man?"
Guy 2:"Wankstein? What are ya?"

wankstein by xxoo May 14, 2003

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016

Wanksteve 

adj. Being of the utmost badassness

n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.

But officer, im Wanksteve!

Wanksteve by wanksteve February 4, 2008

wankster 

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.

Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.

wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

wankstain 

1. A persistant annonoying twat .2. Something you desperately want to get rid off but with a great deal of difficulty.

1. Get out of my face , you wankstain !
2. That housemate of mine is harder to get rid off than the wankstain on the wall!
3. This mate of mine is a proper wankstain !

wankstain by Lester122 April 9, 2007

Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017