wankstance 

The way you stand during sexual intercourse involving a woman man and a sponge

Becky: Diego’s wankstance is soooo good!
Tracy: Even better than Marcus and his sponge?!
Becky: Yeah defiantly! He had me orgasming twice as much as Marcus did!

wankstance by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020

wankstance 

The stand of George Aaron James Squires or also know as the way you stand during sexual intercourse

Becky: Diego has the best Wankstance ever!
Tracy: No way! Better than Marcus!
Becky: He had me orgasming twice as many times as Marcus did!

wankstance by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020

wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006

wankstone

somebody who gets on your nerves or pisses u off or is a toser.

he's a wankstone or plainly wankstone

wankstone by maz xxx April 4, 2006

Wankspanner 

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

Wankspanner by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019