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The act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your penis.

The name comes from the sound it makes on impact.
First person to pass out tonight recieves a 'clumping'.
by Fitzyy November 07, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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(n) clump - someone who is being lame; a loser.
1. Why are you being such a clump? Snap out of it!

Origin: The classic definition of clump is a small lump of something, and is generally used when describing something nasty. Hence the connection with someone whose behavior is reminiscent of an unappealing little lump of something gross.
by jasa jalt May 18, 2010
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the act of hitting someone in the arm in an a.d.d. fashion. often saying "thats it, your getting clumped"
-dude he fucked my girlfriend
-are you serious?
-yeah, he's getting a good clumping
by shayz oner November 01, 2010
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The clump (on a fat person) is the roll of fat that starts just above the genitalia and ends under the belly-button.
by Mykel Flynn November 17, 2007
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the sound a turd makes when hitting the water in a toilet bowl.
the poop went clump
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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