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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

Velcrohead 

A derogatory term used to refer to blacks. Velcrohead is derived from the nappy hair many blacks have.
Look at those little velcroheads munching on their poormet cuisine.
Velcrohead by evenplay August 24, 2008

Velcroing 

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.
Velcroing by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014
a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,
I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.
velcroid by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

velcroic 

Like "magnetic" only with Velcro
That fuzzy sweater is really velcroic
velcroic by The DopeHatMan August 1, 2004
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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