velcried

past tense of velcro

Take my shoes off? But they're already velcried!

by brokn March 16, 2009

velcroed

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

by guccigirl September 1, 2005

Velcridity

An objects ability to be velcroed.

My shoes lost their velcridity when I put them in the washer; the strap is useless now!

by PRP7 August 19, 2019

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003