Velcroni 

Velcroni a very wise majestic beautiful hot sexy kind funny friendly approachable and talented man

Person 1:"Did you see Velcroni?"
Person 2:"Yeah hes so cool!"

Velcroni by Velcroni December 9, 2021

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

Velcrocity by Tigress420 December 10, 2008

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

Velcroing 

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.

Velcroing by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014

velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,

I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.

velcroid by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

velcroic 

Like "magnetic" only with Velcro

That fuzzy sweater is really velcroic

velcroic by The DopeHatMan August 1, 2004

velcroyie 

Being exceptionally clingy, like velcro.
This can be used relating to an object or person.

Object: "Nothing that Charles did could make it stick, it wasn't velcroyie enough."

Person:"He thought of his close friend. Despite how velcroyie they were, no two were closer"

velcroyie by LM3 February 24, 2022