veganophobia

Fear of having sex with a vegan because you feel they reach orgasm easily eating kale or broccoli

- Did you have sex with that pretty tall blond girl? Isn´t she amazing?
- Of course she is. But she is a vegan.

- I didn´t know you are such an asshole!
- I am not. It is called a veganophobia.

by Daniel Stern June 04, 2018