Vaginophobia
Vaginophobia by fearof.. January 13, 2009
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vaginalphobia
vaginalphobia by bootiebandit July 3, 2014
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vaginaphobia
to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005
Vagiphobia
The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.
"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015
vagophobia
vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008
vaxxinophobia
Vaxxinophobia is the irrational fear of vaxxines.
Vaxxinophobia is an increasingly common cause of death among people with an acute lack of intellectual ability, as well as their children. This disorder can be the result of involuntary or in some severe cases even voluntary exposure to the most unsanitary parts of websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
The defining symptom, and leading cause of death from this disorder is a sudden and irrational fear of vaxxines, which can result in life threatening infections.
This disorder can also be deadly to children whose parents are diagnosed with it.
Vaxxinophobia is an increasingly common cause of death among people with an acute lack of intellectual ability, as well as their children. This disorder can be the result of involuntary or in some severe cases even voluntary exposure to the most unsanitary parts of websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
The defining symptom, and leading cause of death from this disorder is a sudden and irrational fear of vaxxines, which can result in life threatening infections.
This disorder can also be deadly to children whose parents are diagnosed with it.
Bob: "Hey, did you hear, Karen contracted the Plague from some monkeys while travelling and now she's dead."
Dan: "Oh, that's terrible, how did that happen?"
Bob: "Her vaxxinophobia prevented her from getting vaxxinated before the trip"
Dan: "Oh, that's too bad."
Dan: "Oh, that's terrible, how did that happen?"
Bob: "Her vaxxinophobia prevented her from getting vaxxinated before the trip"
Dan: "Oh, that's too bad."
vaxxinophobia by pseudo_nyymi March 27, 2020
Vaginaphobic
Vaginaphobic by Kimoman3 October 16, 2008
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