ihfsdihaoifd's definitions

Dilly

A guy who lets women use them as a doormat, expecting sexual or romantic connections.

Some Girl: You are so ugly and disgusting
*Dilly does not defend himself out of fear of not being dated*

by ihfsdihaoifd January 9, 2024

adblockplus

something you need if you are ever going to access the internet

person1: i think i got a virus
person2: tell me you didn't click that download button
person1: sorry, that blue download button looked too convincing
person2: dude, just download adblockplus, all those dumb ads will go away

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

sheepshagger

people who use sheep as their sexual partner.

> oi, matt, stop shagging the sheep, you crazy sheepshagger
> but im australian, it's kinda our thing

by ihfsdihaoifd April 19, 2023

EA

pay to win company

In order to see how the word "EA" is used in a sentence, please buy the $19.99/mo urban dictionary dlc pack, or the $99.99/mo urban dictionary value pack.

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

spotify

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

Beta Male

You.
A beta male is someone who has characteristics of a female, e.g. you.

Me: Look at that beta male searching for the definition of beta male. Pathetic.

by ihfsdihaoifd March 7, 2022

ChatGPT Developer

someone who thinks they're a developer because they can create programs with ChatGPT AI

> look at this program i coded in ChatGPT, I'm a true ChatGPT Developer!
> ChatGPT Developers don't exist

by ihfsdihaoifd April 19, 2023