30 definitions by ihfsdihaoifd

Ethan

The nicest man on earth
my name is totally not ethan

1: "Hey, Ethan"
Ethan: "hi"

by ihfsdihaoifd August 18, 2021

tik tok

family friendly pornhub

i love this new tik tok dance

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

spotify

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

simp

me

stop being such a simp!

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

me

a guy who writes urban dictionary

me: *writes this*
you: *reads this*

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

mug

what urban dictionary forces you to buy

urban dictionary: get the mug mug
me: wow whats next? the mug mug mug?

by ihfsdihaoifd March 8, 2022