ihfsdihaoifd's definitions

index

You probably came here by trying to go to urbandictionary.com/index.php, it doesn't work like that, bud.

for the ppl who don't know, index.html/index.php is basically the default page of the site, and is preferred over default.php and all the other alternatives.

script kiddie: lololol ill break urban dictionary by going to urbandictionary.com/index.php xd
urban dictionary: *redirects to define?term=index.php*

by ihfsdihaoifd November 5, 2021

adhd

what i have

adhd is a medical disorder, you probably should contact a medical professional, not urban dictionary

by ihfsdihaoifd September 10, 2021

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

tik tok

family friendly pornhub

i love this new tik tok dance

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

spotify

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

me

a guy who writes urban dictionary

me: *writes this*
you: *reads this*

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021