30 definitions by ihfsdihaoifd

The nicest man on earth
my name is totally not ethan
1: "Hey, Ethan"
Ethan: "hi"
by ihfsdihaoifd August 18, 2021
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a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium
spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK
by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021
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me
stop being such a simp!
by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021
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me: *writes this*
you: *reads this*
by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021
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Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding
Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");
by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021
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me: wow whats next? the mug mug mug?
by ihfsdihaoifd March 8, 2022
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