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Hey, you know Vangel?
Oh yeah, Vangel's that town in Canada!
Vangel by teiu88 April 3, 2013
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vanigga • vanig • Vaniga • Vanigger • Vanigha • Vang • VaGiGi • vangina • vangie • Vainglorious
She is heaven n hell combined. loves music n art. trust me when I say her words can make you fall in love. comes from a large family and is a wanna-be mom. never been in a serious relationship, she became cold after being with a guy she thought meant something to her. She doesn't care how long she needs to wait for her soulmatehas a calm, charming, n mature look to her. She can literally be an angel n this is what will astound her future lover. She is a mystery, n her future s/o will most likely be of opposite character. They will be unconventional in many ways, they will surprise many. DID I MENTION THAT VANIA IS THE SMARTEST GIRL? no? whelp she is. don't mistake her innocent aura for a child. she's stronger n smarter than you think. not just book smart. She's a HUGE momma's girl. She adores her mom.has outmost respect for her father. feels the need to prove herself worthy to him. Her mom is her best friend. soo remember when I said Vania often comes off as rude n cold? She's literally an angel sent from above. IF you manage to PISS HER OFF....HAHAHAH consider yourself no longer existent. she's literally a marshmallow if you're on her good side. good thing is, she's literally the most patient n tolerant person on this earth, hardly blows up. so we're actually lucky. All she wants is love. So, to the person that will enamor Vania in the future: congratulations because you have won over the girl that was utterly crafted by God himself.
Vania and her future partner are like two carefully crafted angels that were handpicked and brought together in order to bring heaven to earth.
Vania by AnoONyMOuuSSss February 4, 2019
An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
Vango by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021

Vagigate 

v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.
Girl1: Man, i wanted to go to the movies last night with him.

Girl2: Yeah but your mom was a fat vagigate.
Vagigate by JTDL January 15, 2009

vaingina 

a girl or group of girls whose level of conceit or vanity seem to be without measure.
Nuno: Man, look at those girls, they're so full of themselves, they think they're the shit.

Nelson: yeah, I know what a pack of vainginas!
vaingina by autobot85 April 10, 2009

vanguard 

The foremost position in an army or fleet advancing into battle; the foremost or leading position in a trend or movement; those occupying a foremost position.
The vanguard of the group led their whole military to victory.
vanguard by kasabian720 October 30, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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