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An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.
i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010
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An adjective or a describing word of someone that likes snuff and many other rather strange things - typically used in the furry circles.
Man, that guy is such a Vango, he always is reading snuff porn on e621.
by Pocket Protector April 28, 2011
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When someone gets fucked so hard that the receiver's ears fall off, like the famous artist!
Jerry: Ima gonna fuck you up!
Johnny: Ok dad, I'll be da catcher!
Jerry: Ooooh yeah!
Johnny: AWWW My ears just fell off! VAN GO!!!
by sam...m June 10, 2006
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