vangina

The huge mini van that is always driving really slowly infront of you when you're in a hurry. Often has semi-political/religious bumper stickers plastered to its peeling paint.

Girl: Will you hurry up I'm late for work!
Boy: I'm trying, but this vangina is taking up the whole road.

by Risss September 2, 2005

vangina

n. A vagina that is so ungodly huge that you could fit a van into it.

Guy 1: Duude... did you hook up wit dat gurl from class?!?

Guy 2: Yeah man. She totally had a vangina.

Guy 1: I'd still tap that

by Quiefcaker1 August 12, 2007

vangina

Another word for mini-van. The origins of the word come from the words "van" and "vagina". The van part is associated with the fact that the mini-van is smaller version of the full sized van. The vagina part is associated with the fact that much like a vagina, when a vangina opens up kids pop out. Hence, a mini-van is a vangina because when it opens up kids heads always come out.

Carries new 2010 Town and Country vangina can hold up to eight kids!

by Dixon Cider July 14, 2010

Vangina

A vagina that could comfortably seat 8.

"Man that girl is such a whore"

"Word, she's totally got a vangina"

by kkoso January 14, 2009

Vangina

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.

"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.

by SeanG July 31, 2013

Vangina

When the D is so good, you get chest pains.

Oh girl! Last night my man Bruce was plowing me so hard I got vangina.

by Dickless Tracy February 12, 2025