vandez

A little bit wild like a tornado but gental as a lamb. Would give the shirt off his back to help you out. Best friend great looking and a little bit selfish. Greastest lover of your life.

We had the most wonderful night he is a total vandez.

vandez by Lillbitofspice December 20, 2016

Leo Valdez 

The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.

Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"

Leo Valdez by pjo-lover October 10, 2016

Leo Valdez 

Supreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals.

Leo valdez is total bae

Leo Valdez by Living meme fangirl queen August 12, 2018

Leo Valdez 

Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.

Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath

Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death

With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.

He is an amazing friend.

Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Leo Valdez by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018

vandegrift high school 

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.

Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

vandegrift high school by Analclapper May 16, 2020

Vanderbilt University 

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.

Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University

Vanderbilt University by gobosox August 19, 2017

Art Vandelay 

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

Art Vandelay by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011