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Vanderhoof 

A town of roughly 5000 people most of whom are related. Its claim to fame is that it is the geographical centre of British Columbia, although this is disputed by neighbouring towns that claims that someone measured incorrectly. It also has more churches per capita than is possibly necessary, especially since half of them are some form of Mennonite. If you happen to meet someone there who wasn't born there they are probably pretty decent people who arrived in the town for work and stayed because of the amazing scenery.
Why can't Vanderhoof be populated by someone other than conservative rednecks?
Vanderhoof by left of centre May 3, 2006

Vanderhoof 

Crack head energy
Look over there they must be from Vanderhoof
Vanderhoof by Vandy crack head February 6, 2020

Vanderhoof 

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof
Dude, did you see the size of that Vanderhoof? That is one massive shit!
Vanderhoof by Vanderhoof2 June 10, 2009

Vanderhoof 

Vanderhoof is a skate park in toronto ontario (canada) It is also the name of the street it is on.
It has a great bowl but a shitty street set up
Vanderhoof has a nice bowl but theres a crack above the 6 set and the ledges are warped.
Vanderhoof by n333m September 22, 2005

Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.
I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

matthew vanderhoof 

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
matthew vanderhoof
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
matthew vanderhoof by m doge August 6, 2018
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